Because everyone's Monday morning should begin with a picture of a super cute almost-3-year-old in googles that smoosh her eyes down. Tee hee hee. She was really much more excited about wearing them than appears here.
Goodness, is it Monday already?
Then I guess it's time to list the things I might have done since, well, last Monday! If you want to play too, simply make a list of things that you might have done and leave a comment so we can visit your blog and feel a little better about our own list ;)
I might have given in to baby marketing and/or bribery this morning when I snagged some Gerber wagon wheels off of the shelf at Walmart to feed to my sweet precious during his doctor's appointment this morning.
He might have tried to feed a couple soggy wheels to me, which I politely declined.
I might be a little frustrated with Baby B's pediatrician right now, so - being the best advocate for my own child - I might be taking matters into my own hands from this point forward.
I might be too nice sometimes.
I might have finally bought four 12-packs of Diet Coke which are now taking up space on my kitchen floor.
I might be drinking a Coke of the diet variety with my oatmeal this morning.
I might be on the prowl for a maxi-dress that doesn't make me look like an Amazon woman.
I might think Target holds the key to my happiness in the area of maxi-dress buying.
I might have overindulged day after day over the holiday weekend, and am now happy to end the pizza-hamburger-hamburger pattern.
I might be daydreaming about this time next week when I might be poolside letting a cabana boy fetch me ice cold pina coladas while a masseuse tends to my tired tootsies, all while attaining a lovely bronzed tan...
...but reality says that I might be lucky to drink a luke-warm Diet Coke as I try to keep my baby boy from eating sand, while my mother and aunts fondly reminisce about doing the same thing twenty years ago by the same pool.
I might be hoping that today's the day that the mailman puts that million dollar check in my box.
When I just typed check in my box, I might have giggled a little thinking of a Justin Timberlake/Andy Samborg SNL song.
Don't lie, you might have thought it too.
I might be getting off here to go tend to the mound of laundry in my basement. Only a might though.
Happy Monday, BFFs...and please enjoy the many faces of my now, gulp, toddler: